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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, I was in the grocery store buying a few things. A sales associate came over the intercom system saying, "Attention Safeway customers. If you drive a blue Subaru, it's rolling into 18th Ave." Everyone laughed except me. I forgot to set the brake. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I went to Safeway. Go in, get stuff, come out, and I have almost no room to get into my car because an SUV was parked in a compact spot next to me all crooked. Irritated, I got a pen and paper and wrote 'Nice parking you F*ing idiot' and stuck it on the windshield. Then I notice someone was in the SUV. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 20/05/2014 23:50 - United States - Davenport

Today, after my bosses excitedly told me I'm getting promoted to customer service at our grocery store, a customer called me an idiot in the parking lot for accidentally backing into the shopping cart she left in my blind spot. So it begins… FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand

Today, at the supermarket, I ignored the "Riding on trolleys down the ramp is strictly prohibited" sign. While going full speed down the ramp, my trolley with $200 worth of groceries in it tipped and crashed. Luckily, I broke its fall. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I walked out of the grocery store, loaded my bags into my car, then sat in the driver’s seat. I tried to start the engine, but the key wouldn’t turn. That’s when I noticed the child’s seat in the back, which I don’t have. I was in the wrong car, and the owner was standing outside, laughing at me. FML

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Easy mistake

By Anonymous - 30/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML

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By scarlet5000 - 26/09/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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lml86 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:43

Wow, that is awesome! One time a student at my university did the same thing in the parking lot of our library. It was about to roll into another car. They had to announce it repeatedly over the intercom so I'm guessing it didn't end well.

TheCheeseMan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:38

Wow how did you manage to do something like that?! YDI.

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Phobic_fml 14

Wednesday 6 May 2009 8:23

funny, but heard it before.

Cherlindrea 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 17:25

My dad, also who owned a blue Subaru, did the same thing when I was little. Only his found its way against a telephone pole as he did this at home and no one noticed till the next morning. I'm sure he feels your pain.

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 22:20

do u live in san francisco ?

sb_rph 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 6:34

i'm sorry, safeway still exists???? LMAO! didn't it get bought out already??

gowzer90 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 22:00

safeway got bought over by morrisons and all safeway shops changed to morrisons. this is a few years old story. hope youv learned how to park by now

hayleyukulele 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:39

uh...safeway is still around. wtf?

25gt 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 13:46

pooor subaru hope it didnt hit anything!!!

FMLsingledad 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:01

I use to work as a undercover ORC agent and caught two kids stealing tires off a ladies car. he tried running but tripped over the Jack and knocked himself unconscious... a lot of strange things go on at safe way!

CrazyInsane 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:03

my car has run away before from my careless self forgetting to put my car in gear.. my ebrake doesn't work so I gotta keep it in gear when I'm not in it. it's really bad when I accidentally hit the remote start when it's in gear...