Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

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By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

I hope you got her back.

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Monday 15 February 2010 1:23

Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?

Comments

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 4:39

what does gtfo mean?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 February 2010 4:39

GTFO= Get the f**k off

samantha_durano 6

Monday 15 February 2010 4:41

lol, okay thankyouuu:)

_WTF_BOOM_ 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:54

it means I have an erection for you

Almostskater22 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:58

^^^ haha wtf

icertainlysuck 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:43

YDI for being a woman.

Tigg3r 3

Friday 19 February 2010 0:44

where are the mods when you need them?

angrynegro7 16

Monday 15 February 2010 4:47

Some suggestions? Piss in her shampoo, spit AND snot in her mouthwash, or if you have a cat, dump its litter box on her bed...the list goes on and on.

babybubz 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:08

that's disgusting ..and not funny. that's not getting even.. it's just gross and childish.

angrynegro7 16

Monday 15 February 2010 14:04

True, but then again, what her older sister did is just as childish. At least my suggestions won't result in OP's sister possibly getting a concussion.