Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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You deserved it 3 103

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 5 160

Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 315

You deserved it 203

By bcoper - 20/02/2010 14:03 - United States

Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 394

You deserved it 3 273

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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You deserved it 6 071

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 221

You deserved it 3 263

By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 713

You deserved it 3 116

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 921

You deserved it 1 205

By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 335

You deserved it 2 191

Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 851

You deserved it 108

auburnvans 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

I hope you got her back.

eeeeeeee 5

Monday 15 February 2010 1:23

Why are you on FML and not kicking her ass?

Comments

pinktiger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:27

hey sis, thanks for posting this on FML, hahaha shows me what a loser you arreeeee!!! HAHA dont even think of trying to gemme back cuz it aint gonna happen ;D

Fallen_Enigma 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:31

no way

kayladance101 13

Monday 15 February 2010 4:03

wait is pinktiger really her sister??

ImRawrtastic 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:46

how's she a loser wen ur on fml urself..

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

C-c-concussion :]

purplemnm 9

Monday 15 February 2010 1:56

c-c-c-FAIL

Ajjas013 6

Monday 15 February 2010 2:12

C-C-C-Conclusion: YDI for having a bathroom with a light switch outside. Or YDI for not locking.

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 2:51

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:17

C-C-C faggots

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 4:38

^ This is Fail! Faggots = Bundle of sticks Dumbass...

sososuckmytoe 1

Monday 15 February 2010 5:49

That is so stupid... How do you figure they deserve it based on the location of the switch, or any thing else not within their control? Doh!

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:58

82.... yeah if ur back in like ******* colonial tines in England but now a days belive it or not we call gay ppl faggots and a Burke if sticks.... a bundle if sticks if u still call those faggots u got some problems. dumbass

Starfire22 5

Monday 15 February 2010 6:42

oh, puppy! I haven't talked to you in awhile! OP: your sister sucks...

MadaZer0 8

Monday 15 February 2010 7:59

109... it's in the current dictionaries so **** you.

myman47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 15:37

hey man Im not gunna in an argument w/ a kid who has a ******* like yugio cartoon as his pic. so stfu

jamesyy 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

lolpunk tiger good one :)

24788 6

Monday 15 February 2010 1:29

You better get your sister back.

_WTF_BOOM_ 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:56

put a shirt on god I hate that

Gourmet_Taco 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:32

I say you punch her lights out.. for laughs not revenge...okay revenge

Imnewhere 21

Monday 15 February 2010 1:41

ouch, payback is a must

fudrick 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:45

What's up with these recent "I got hurt. FML" FMLs? Everyone gets injured sometimes; it's by no means an FML moment (and if it's serious enough to be, no one wants to read it). Unless the way in which you were injured is funny, don't post it.