Kids: Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying...

By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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Lesson learned

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By bitch i'm a gerontophile - 29/11/2012 18:08 - Taiwan

Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML

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Call CPS, quick

By jessloveskate - 22/06/2022 12:00

Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML

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By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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nina_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:09

I don't see how you could make this mistake. People who suffer from dwarfism tend to have a very characteristic body shape that looks nothing like a child...

6969awesome 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 14:58

lol not to be a spelling Nazi but 115 u just wrote a 5 letter word

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1Tsk 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 13:53

that sucks... but couldn't you see from his back he was a midget?

Bumpkin_boozer 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 15:08

All of you simple minded idiots need to stop calling us LITTLE PEOPLE! It is NOT preferred so stop propagating this myth. I would rather be called a pipsqueek than a little person. How tall you are has nothing to do with how big of a person you are! I have met people twice my size that are not half the person I am. If you proceed with this dumbfoundery all I have to say is.... have an icepack ready for the posterior part of your leg that is below your knee and above your ankle >:/

Telcontar14 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:29

#s 3 and 4 - yes drawfism leads to a different body shape and proportion, but "midgets" are just short.

skateboarder0297 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 17:42

dat happnd 2 my older bro's bff, except 4 d fact dat his bff was d midjet...

Carribu 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:58

LMAO. This just totally made my day. Just seeing "a very angry midget" made me LOL. But yeah...if you could've seen his face...YDI. If you couldn't really tell and if his back was to you, then FYL

lowcapacityx 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 21:48

Should've covered it up! Oh aha I bet you get that a lot i'll give you a hand with that.

elanajoy 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:16

hahahahahhaa, oh man. that's hilarious...easy mistake though, could've happened to anybody and I'm sure he gets it a lot! that's a bummer though :[

blahblah9 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:04

I agree with #31, IMO YDI for going to that word, it's very offensive to many people in the dwarfism community. I am not a dwarf, but my sister is and I have many friends who also have dwarfism and I know all of them are highly offended by the term. The way a lot of them describe the offensiveness of the word is that what the n-word is to black people is what the m-word is to most dwarfs. Don't use it.