Transportation: Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters...

By JBK06262009 - 12/11/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, I was informed by my boss that he has been stealing quarters out of my change bowl to pay for his bus rides. He makes six times the amount I make. FML

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By meiju - 24/07/2022 12:00

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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Today, I drove a total of 4 hours for my boss to demote me, downgrade my pay, and make the kid I hired my new boss. Why? Because I asked about the $500 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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Peroxide 3

Friday 13 November 2009 3:14

Talk to to corporate...LIKE A BOSS! Approve memos...LIKE A BOSS! Steal quarters...LIKE A BOSS! Chop my balls off...LIKE A BOSS!

perdix 29

Friday 13 November 2009 3:06

That's why he's the BAWS. But, no really, your boss takes the bus, and he makes 6 times what you make? Are you a volunteer? Do you work for a hobo?

Comments

IambecomeRAWR 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:17

margh

omgzdude 0

Friday 13 November 2009 23:32

greedy *****

rabbit_fml 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 3:09

Stop trying to impress people n FML with your "good, intelligent citizen" wall of text.

simplewhimsy 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 4:16

Some people just never have cash, or change. I'm on the lower middle class side myself, and after having been caught quarterless (and cashless ) several times I started to collect them in my purse (I still never remember to keep a bills in my wallet though 0o) This way too I can lend them out to people who need a quarter or four. *shrugs* If he's a busy, busy guy or continually stressed about something, he probably doesn't think about it until he needs the quarters, and thus never carries any dollar bills or quarters on him. If it bothers you so much, move the change bowl somewhere where no one can get to it. That's why I never keep anything I don't want people getting into (especially if it involves money) out where they can get to it, even if it's inside an unlocked drawer. Human nature sucks sometimes. :P If it's something you HAVE to keep out on your desk/counter. . .report his butt!

terriibabiiix23 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:32

thats sooooo messed up. he makes six TIMES more than you & he has to steal your quarters from your charge bowl to pay for a bus fare ?!! seriously, what the **** ?! take away the charge bowl so he can't take any more of your quarters, and instead put a bowl of mint candies. at least, you won't be worried about your 'boss' stealing your stuff.

grimmjow2113 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:30

your boss is a Jew

j1206 4

Monday 19 December 2011 1:07

grimmjow2113 you are an ignorant, ridiculously stupid pig. It is people like you who are responsible for all the hate and crime in the world because you can't see past the stereotype of someone even when it is proven not to be true. You are no better than the arabs who fire missiles into Israel daily killing hundreds of jews every week. You are the absolute scum of the earth and should be ashamed of yourself for being such an uneducated ********.