By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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mdizzl 6

what's up with parents freaking out about what they find on their children's computers? nobody told you to be nosy....

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danielshale 3

lol you can't call your daughter a freak..

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brii_love007 0

obviously you werent ready to be a parent, i must say ur a sorry excuse for a person.

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some1azn 0

Should have deleted the whole thing, put the text on the largest font and type "GRRL, YOU NASTY!!!" lol

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kyle_lockhart 0

Your an asshole shes your daughter damnit

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JJ1989 6

There's a lot of worse things she could be doing instead of writing fanfiction. Drugs, drinking, having unprotected sex, etc.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

There's also a lot of worse things OP could be doing instead of anonymously expressing his disgust over his daughter's secret sexual hobbies on a humorous complaint site. Abuse, molestation, kicking her out of the house, actually calling her a freak to her face, and so on. Seriously, in the real world, parents are jerks. It comes with the job. They can have harsh opinions too. I agree OP gets a big fat YDI for snooping around, regardless if he bought the device or not, but I don't agree that he is as shitty a parent as you all make him sound.

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Tess_fml 7

Wait.. How did you know it was 5,000 words?Did you.. read it? o.O ..replace every "Edward" with the word Fart. And every Jacob with the word ****. simple ass that.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

In continuation from my last comment, I didnt mean to call you a freak op, I meant to call you an ASSHOLE OF A PARENT. By putting this on fml, you're ridiculing and embarasing your daughter, just look at most of these comments, SHAME ON YOU, SHAME ON YOU ASSHOLE

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I never put op in my post, moron BTW OP MEANS ORIGINAL POSTER: THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY POSTED THIS FML, IN THIS CASE THE ASSHOLE PARENT

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ashlyy20 0

Why would you invade her privacy..

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