Kids, Sex, Pranks and Awkward: Caught

Caught

By Snooper - 16/03/2022 18:00

Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML

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You deserved it 2 896

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 15:00

Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML

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By disappointed - 20/09/2013 16:30 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, I walked in on my daughter shaving her boyfriend's nuts. Apparently, he'd snuck in through her window. FML

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Gone girl

By OwndPattie - 20/11/2022 02:00

Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 060

They grow up so fast…

By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 20:42 - United States - Lombard

Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML

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Meddling

By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML

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You deserved it 617

The betrayal

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 16:01

Today, like an idiot, I accidentally included stuff I learned from snooping in my daughter's secret diary during a conversation with her. She's not happy at me right now, so I may have to polish off my old grovelling skills from when I was still married to her mom. FML

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You deserved it 2 439

Pants on fire

By Lucille - 07/09/2019 00:01

Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML

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You deserved it 330

Frozen

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 10:00

Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML

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By AmNot - 05/08/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 12:00 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I walked in on my daughter making out with a piece of paper with someone from the cast of IT taped to her pillow. FML

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pbruins84 20

Wednesday 16 March 2022 19:01

Do you want her to have sex in front of you? Be happy she does it behind your back.

cuz803 44

Wednesday 16 March 2022 21:15

That's honestly creepy. Are you a religious fanatic that heavily intrudes on your child's life? The most you should ask for is for her to be smart and use protection.

Comments

pbruins84 20

Wednesday 16 March 2022 19:01

Do you want her to have sex in front of you? Be happy she does it behind your back.

Anderling 32

Wednesday 16 March 2022 19:37

Play creepy controlling games, win creepy controlling prizes

idragosani 15

Wednesday 16 March 2022 21:04

Curses, foiled again!

cuz803 44

Wednesday 16 March 2022 21:15

That's honestly creepy. Are you a religious fanatic that heavily intrudes on your child's life? The most you should ask for is for her to be smart and use protection.

mike3775 35

Wednesday 16 March 2022 22:01

So why don’t you simply ask her? My god, when I suspected my kids may be having sex, I sat down with them and asked them, instead of invading their privacy. Guess what, I was not lied to either, they either said yes or no.

Vesi 29

Wednesday 16 March 2022 22:02

Teenagers are going to have sex. Deal with it like an adult. TEACH her how to protect herself from pregnancy and STDs, even supply condoms as needed. Education is needed, not trying to force abstinence. It will never work.

Crowned Sataness 12

Thursday 17 March 2022 2:26

ydi. if she's gonna have sex, she's gonna have sex regardless of what you want and she will find a way. you know this, you used to be a teen. maybe have a safety talk with her and make sure she's being safe. and confess your snooping sin and apologize profusely