Kids: Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's...

By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

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By hell! - 02/12/2008 08:27 - France

Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML

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The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2015 14:23 - United States - Marshall

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Caught

By Snooper - 16/03/2022 18:00

Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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limeyemilyy 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Rewrite some of it to freak her out

zcheema17 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

Ranora 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:56

I think your thinking she is a freak becausse you liked it!

iDaniel525 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:59

I heard the first 250 words described their penes.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:00

Am I the only one who thinks OP was the one who paid for the laptop?

nightfire2258 24

Saturday 27 August 2011 9:51

You are not the only one.

oneleggedbeauty 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:00

Was it twi-hard;)

kei1108 13

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:01

That right there is horrible parenting... Shouldn't you be guiding her and helping her instead of trashing her on the internet? When you approach her, don't make her feel embarrassed. Make her feel comfortable, then explain (NICELY) why this isn't right. Then ask her, "can you apologize to me for doing this?" if she does, hug and say I forgive you, then go and delete it together. If she doesn't ask her why she thinks she shouldn't have to say she's sorry. And work to find a solution.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:09

I think you misunderstand why it's disturbing. It's not morally wrong to have self-written sexual fantasies. There's no 'solution' to work to here, other than OP learning not to snoop through his horny teenage daughter's secret files. The only thing OP's daughter should be sorry for is picking such a shitty franchise to fangasm over.