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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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You deserved it 58 343

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By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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You deserved it 56 458

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By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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You deserved it 452

By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 445

You deserved it 36 358

By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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You deserved it 5 542

Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML

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You deserved it 413

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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You deserved it 20 022

Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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You deserved it 290

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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You deserved it 8 590

GlobalB 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

Iit's an online insult, probably by someone that doesn't know you. Don't take it personally. Either way, you're the controller of your own destiny. If you really have a problem with it look at getting a gym membership and start looking for apartments, assuming you don't have extreme financial issues. If you don't like the situation you're in, change it.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

then do something about it.

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BaldOuting 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:46

takes one to know one.

ColdSig 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:46

I feel like this site was good just a couple of weeks ago...

laughoutloud 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:57

hahahaha omg thats the funniest fml i've ever seen. i literally laughed out loud.. haha. dont worry bout the other loser

fmlsmymiddlename 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:00

Nice guess, random online teenager. :3

Uzumaki_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:08

#32 You liken a fat guy's problems with the special olympics? I don't mean to sound cliche, but are you retarded?

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:10

Cats are alright. Living with your Mom is alright too, because... not everyone can afford their own house. You're in the clear. Just get your life going. They were probably just pissed off anyway. It's always stupid to say stuff like that about someone anyway. *eyeroll*

blargity 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:14

#5 fresh air doesn't "always work" for people to lose weight or fix their problems but they should get a job if they dont already and slowly get enough money for an apartment