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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 10:32 - United States

Today, I was insulted online by a teenager, who said that I was probably a fat loser who still lives with their mother and a couple of cats. They were right. FML

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By pathetic - 23/04/2012 22:06 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote, "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

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By Home sick - 04/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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You deserved it 36 358

By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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Thanks for the support

By Anonymous - 25/01/2022 11:01 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, after being bodyshamed by my mother for being too fat (I'm a size 14) and how I shouldn't be wearing shorts because it makes me look ugly and motivates people to comment on my body, I texted my boyfriend to tell him about it. His reply was, "Aww. you cutie. You know she's not wrong." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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By Fabio - 29/07/2016 00:13 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML

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Tsk Tsk

By whatiswrongwiththeworld - 14/07/2017 13:01

Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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GlobalB 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:12

Iit's an online insult, probably by someone that doesn't know you. Don't take it personally. Either way, you're the controller of your own destiny. If you really have a problem with it look at getting a gym membership and start looking for apartments, assuming you don't have extreme financial issues. If you don't like the situation you're in, change it.

CTL_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

then do something about it.

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C_Wicked27 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:12

The internet is for **** and talking shit, don't abuse it. But yeah, you're obviously taking the INTERNET way too seriously... so here's some advice: Step one, turn off the computer. Step two, go read a book. Step three, get a job. Step four, move out of your mothers house.

lolPayal17 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:15

I am proud! It takes a lot of guts to admit it!

Uzumaki_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:22

And you came here expecting sympathy or someone to laugh. Oh by the way, you're also bordering on mental retardation.

xlaurenxashleyx 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:26

#15 thank you its soo true.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:27

Don't overwhelm yourself with all this shit take control of something small first like your weight its something you can manage. If you don't have any money right now don't sweat not being able to get a job its a tough time for them right now and who gives a shit what some stupid kid thinks or anyone for that matter?

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:32

you sound so ******* hot.

najma95 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:41

LMFAO #4..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dragonmouth 4

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:42

That guy probably fits the description as well as you do.

guitarslinger213 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:44

Why is everybody so hostile and mean? A young interwebz nerd made fun of him, and was sadly correct, and this guy can admit it. It sounds like a normal FML to me. Please, be kind to each other, seriously.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:45

#1 wins. But also, stop caring about what people say on the internet. Winning an argument on the internet is like winning a contest at the Special Olympics. You may have won, but who did you beat?