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By newsgirl - 16/07/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

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By J…… - 21/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Coventry

Today, is the second time this week that school is delayed because of snow or "extreme ice." It's like we're Texas now, they get 2 inches of snow and the whole state gets shut down, but no, I live in Rhode Island. I gotta go to work. FML

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By Torvaltz - 07/08/2016 08:31 - United States - Clinton

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

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By howprofessional - 06/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Dearborn

Today, at a job interview, I was asked what I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for a while yet. FML

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Cheating cheater

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 17:01

Today, one of our local news stations decided it was the perfect day to film random people at the beach. I saw myself on TV, holding hands with my side chick. I hope my girlfriend doesn’t watch the news. FML

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Assumptions

By LL - 04/02/2016 14:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML

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By Foot In Mouth - 13/07/2016 02:46 - United States - Bentonville

Today, while meeting a new client, their assistant said I looked familiar. Before my brain could stop me, I blurted out, "I do porn." FML

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By Vermont? - 22/02/2017 05:00 - United States

Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By Swivel - 07/06/2012 12:17 - Singapore

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

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tomilalala 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:14

That is probably the best FML in the world, ever. Not only is it embarrassing, but it's TV embarrassing WIN.

Knockyoudown 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:09

LMAO, oh the things you hear when you mis-hear.

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lil_miz_liz09 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:27

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats freakin awesome. I hope its on youtube or something. I wanna see it.

equastriangirl 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:07

haha but i saw that on the news and i didnt see it so either they didnt put you on the show or i just didnt realize your mistake

rockonCB4 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:52

ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I really want to know what you said, rotflol.

notthatclever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:26

haha, well i think you may have proved their point :)

rafaelaugusto94 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:13

oh god I wanna see you on NBC!!!

cb171717 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:41

did u no some people want to change RI's state name? its the smallest state with the largest name and they're gonna take that away!!!!

sarahvalasco 0

Friday 17 July 2009 6:28

because its Rhode Island of Providence Plantations, and many believe the name is racist

_Noon_ 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:43

Would someone PLEASE post the link when it's online :D

Oatmon 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:44

So which is the first neurotic? And who even decides that!?

MissNyss 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:45

So I found the news report on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM-t97IEXPI But it looks like they cut out her response ... too bad lol

_Noon_ 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:48

Ahh, that's a shame xD

ktwk007 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:52

Omg - This totally made my day! I think I cracked a rib trying to not laugh out loud at work...totally worth it though. lol.

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Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML

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Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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Today, after I got pregnant off a dude who turned out to be married, and he'd told me he’d support me and the baby on the side, I had a miscarriage. Now he's pretending he doesn't even know me, and I can’t even tell his wife because without the baby, I can’t even prove we had sex that one time. FML

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Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

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Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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Today, I found out why I've had cockroaches in my bathroom - my landlord didn't bother to finish the wall behind my bathroom sink. There are literally holes that go straight from my bathroom to the garage downstairs. FML

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Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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