Miscellaneous: Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class,...

By loserface - 23/02/2009 22:50 - United States

Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML

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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By yellowjacket_34 - 13/11/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2023 22:00

Today, I was screen-sharing during a virtual meeting when my cat jumped up and walked across my keyboard, and revealed my embarrassing search history. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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By Garrett - 01/10/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I was on my computer when the girl that I really like instant-messages me. I went to type back, accidentally pressed control-V, and posted an entire article on how to remove genital warts. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:38

if it was me, who used your computer. I may have laughed a little(to myself). But honestly, it is none of my business. It is not a funny matter, someones health is important and so is their privacy.

skitz 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:32

lmaooo; now there's something you'll never live down

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Mazzy_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:36

esquimo_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:43

that's why you should set your browser to auto delete history/search history/cache on exit.

SlowHandLuke 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:53

Dude. That sucks I would have cried myself to sleep. lol

curious_missy 1

Tuesday 24 February 2009 6:13

haha...cute! but i guess you could like take this a step further! you could try to do a story about the health of our hair. One's misery is another's chuckle. GLUCK...lol...and try to tell ppl to stay away from this dude lol!!!!!

alwaysalady 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 19:17

There are worse things to search for, and worse people to find it. imagine your mom finding, like... I don't know, ****. Or your boyfriend finding online dating. You have to live with these people, you can probably avoid this guy for the rest of your life.

Pudgygrunt 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 0:39

mmm i agree with #24. but for #23. True, some guys are dumb. but a modern day guy on the internet? No kid nowan'days is dumb on the internet. Just hope hes not a jerk. Im sure you know him enough to know though.