Intimacy: Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They...

By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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pabj208 23

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

Comments

luk32 9

Monday 15 June 2015 0:40

YDI for playing adult games with your mom.

Einstein89 0

Monday 15 June 2015 1:58

Why would you even go, then?

mjg1416 10

Monday 15 June 2015 4:50

I need some explanation on what an adult toy party is.

Sergei_Borodov 0

Monday 15 June 2015 14:47

Why the **** would you even go if your mom was there?

Eloxia 7

Wednesday 17 June 2015 21:32

I don't even think I could go to a sex-toy party knowing any family members or co-workers would be there. I wouldn't want to witness them being interested in any of the products. It just seems a really strange way to spend an evening.

Biker187 13

Monday 22 June 2015 17:25

Did you learn anything you can try out? Now you have some funny story to pass around the campfire.

takren 2

Wednesday 8 July 2015 11:34

You brought it on yourself. Sex toy party...with your mother...and you didnt want to hear about sex from her?

annadawnlee 3

Thursday 27 August 2015 20:02

been there... my gma was there and my big sister.... I still have nightmares

MrsHumanFrog 19

Saturday 23 April 2016 20:59

that's when you start targeting her. We play Never Have I Ever as a drinking game, you can target people you know well by saying something you've never done but know that they have.

KJ6 21

Thursday 10 November 2016 15:59

Op, if you go to an adult toy party and your mother is there, leave immediately. No good can come of the situation and it boggles the mind that you didn't realize this in time.