Intimacy: Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They...

By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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You deserved it 7 344

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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You deserved it 125

By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 4 851

WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 282

By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2017 05:00

Today, my girlfriend and I went to a shop known for its hardcore sex toys. We happened to run into one of my university lecturers and her wife discussing butt plugs with a member of staff, and then saw my aunt and uncle at the register. FML

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Gatekeeping

By My eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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You deserved it 622

pabj208 23

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

Comments

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 13 June 2015 14:55

What, how d'you think you were brought into this world in the first place? Sears & Roebuck?

TheLadyOpal 30

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:16

We all KNOW how we came into this world, but nobody wants to really THINK about it.

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 13 June 2015 22:42

No one wants to think about it and we certainly don't want to hear details!

Ieri 31

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:12

Why did you even go to an adult toy party in the first place if you knew your mum would be there too. And vice-versa why was she so comfortable going there with her son/daughter? I don't even get why this is an FML what were you expecting to hear, home made gummy bear recipes?

Brandi_Faith 33

Saturday 13 June 2015 22:45

Even if op didn't hear stories or didn't know this game was going to played, you'd think she still wouldn't want to see her mom picking out things to buy or even looking at them. That alone would freak me out. I understand her maybe not knowing they were going to talk about their own experiences, but either way, that situation + mom can only equal disaster and tmi.

MrZsDad 19

Sunday 14 June 2015 8:43

WTF? You have gummy bear recipes?

dolphinlvr7 24

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:50

Where do you work?????

AnaTod 9

Saturday 13 June 2015 15:55

Why would you even go

daisynugget 14

Saturday 13 June 2015 16:48

An "adult party" lol ?

silverspud 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 17:06

I love it, but let me expand. 1. No, I don't think I am a product of the virgin Mary. I'm well aware of my parents sex life (my room was next to theirs as a kid) and I'm all for them still having a healthy sex life as they have been married for over 30 years. 2. I have been to a similar party before which is why I had no issues going to this one with my mom. The only difference was we didn't play games where I got learn everyone's favorite positions. 3. If I am invited to one again, yes, I will remember to tell my ride to stay home. I agree I deserve it for going, but I still need brain bleach: sometimes there is such a thing as too much information.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 13 June 2015 18:23

Curious, how many times did you have to take a shot/drink, because if not, your mom probably heard some things she rather not have too? Lol

TheBossBryson 11

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:00

So she basically gave you the talk?

jpapritz 11

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:07

Follow up!!

ProSwimmerFL 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 20:35

WHOA hang on you went to an adult toy party when you KNEW your mom was a co worker............ And she was invited and you didn't leave... Ummmmm wow I'm confused on what you were planning on hearing or seeing for that matter. Well you deserve that BIG TIME