Transportation: Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver...

By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 16:21 - United States - Mount Carmel

Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML

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You deserved it 47 184

By RoxMySox - 25/12/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I got into a car accident. I got into it because I noticed a flashy new sign on the highway that read "Being an attentive driver prevents car crashes". Thanks for the notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 440

You deserved it 6 715

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 311

By Katie - 23/06/2011 16:39 - United States

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 597

By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 345

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 883

You deserved it 2 558

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

kirbz 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:08

it's like if your passing the sign and you say I ain't stopping then the signs like BITCH YOUR GONNA STOP and hits you in the face XD

pokemonGINGA 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:11

I think the sign's life is pretty ****** right now too...

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imafunnyguy 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:28

sucks big time lol . FYL

lobby0ne 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 6:41

Mega OUCH! You are insured right?

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 7:32

SUE FOR DAMAGES :]

Alexgoesfml 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 14:05

What I don't get? How can you get hit by the falling stop sign and not the car.

Phiz 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:35

At least you weren't hit by the car.

figuremeout 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:56

That sucks bro but mad funny

thealliance 0

Monday 13 July 2009 3:52

ydi for walking

Sakke 4

Monday 13 July 2009 14:35

Reflexes and awareness. Try it.

Thatguyyy 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:14

Because he could obviously react in a split second, unless the sign took a good 10 seconds to fall. Try again buddy.

megadrive 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 15:54

It's almost like a modern day riddle!

kuger 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 8:19

lmfao finally a FML that actually deserves to be a FYL.

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Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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