By stanDman - 19/01/2009 18:05 - Canada

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A nasty way to get cat scratch fever...!
ur comment deserves a medal
Of the highest caliber.
why werent you just banging your wife?
Well, if you're masturbating, obviously your wife hasn't seen your penis in a while. What's another couple days going to hurt?
Seems like bs
Should have locked the cat out of the bathroom. Hopefully your wife will be understanding to the fact that you were masturbating lol. I'd get the cat declawed.
Declawing a cat is horrible. Declawing a cat is the same as a human cutting off their fingers from the knuckle up
okay this is a lie, your cats not gunna jump on your ******* shaft unless ur dick is like 3 feet long. plus you would move unless you have retarded reflexes, plus ur hands in the way, unless ur dick is huge like i said. why would a cat do that anyway?
******* ouch!
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????? If you're # 3 how did u see #5's post?
LOL @#5. Why weren't you just having sex with your wife?