Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 23:40 - Canada

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 08:00

Today, after getting home from shopping, I noticed a security tag was still on one of the shirts I bought. I decided to take it back and ask them to remove the tag. They then accused me of trying to steal (even after I showed them the receipt) and kicked me out of the store. FML

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Killjoy was hear

By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 24/10/2023 18:00

Today, I walked into a concert that I've been waiting months for. Immediately after passing through the doors, I was accused of sneaking in and thrown out. They wouldn't even look at my ticket, or the hand stamp they'd given me. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Crusin' for a bruisin'

By burr415 - 20/04/2012 22:55 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML

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Antisocial personality disorder

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

Mall Cops whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they ban you from the Hot Dog on a Stick.

Grimmerie 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:27

lyk omg ttly sue!!1 Seriously though, you should ask to speak to a manager. Security guards should at least behave in a professional manner, which doesn't include swearing at a bunch of kids. Especially the wrong bunch of kids.

Comments

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:14

Damn Mall Rats! (movie reference)

iliketurdles 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:19

That happened to me before. Except I nearly got arrested for protesting my innocence.

melikeyturtles 3

Monday 17 October 2011 5:20

i like turtles too ^_^

5upernova 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:24

Sworn at by the security guards? How unprofessional.

stuth186 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:30

Aww u poor baby

awagh666 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:37

Sue those bastards, opt to settle out of court and ask for a lifetime supply of discount coupons

colafizz1 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:10

Why were they swearing at you?

sexaaydino 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 12:41

Those are some messed up people who actually did what you were accused for, for getting you into that much trouble!!

brendonuriepatd 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:51

I wonder what they actually did.....

sexaaydino 14

Monday 17 October 2011 14:37

OMG yea :D

storyofthemonth 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:53

Where I'm from, they call mall cops, security guards.

ndiesal 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:36

I was kicked out of a mall once and banned for six months. The difference is that it wasn't a mistake. My buddies and I were smoking weed in a car in the parking garage.