Animals: Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite...

By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML

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By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30

Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML

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mzmush 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:26

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:14

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

Comments

HateLife66 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:36

Use a poop bag to look for the ring :))

jdcg116 10

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:40

>.< eeeewwww.

MaDobie 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:02

When our pup swallowed a small object, the vet told us to feed her canned spinach. It'll wrap around the object and help it pass through. Works like a charm!

ruebenrios 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:09

Haha

Big_Chives 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:12

Thank you for being one of the sensible people here

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:36

Laxatives suck. I wouldn't force my dog to go through that because of my lack of patience.

grannygruber 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:56

You are sick! I'd be damned if I'd dig even a pair of $200 earrings out of dog shit! Im guessing since you are waiting then you plan to wear it again to.....F**k that! YDI for being one sick ass bitch!