Animals: Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite...

By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML

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By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30

Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML

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mzmush 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:26

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:14

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

Comments

iandr0idos 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:49

Ouch...

Snafuusmc 12

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:58

$200 earrings?!!!! I'm sorry op but I don't understand why $200......

JonnyGoldsmithXX 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:26

Maybe someone bought them for her. No need to be ignorant.

GRACEN17 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:59

I love how you finish that FML;)

chatterbabe 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:11

Dude that happened to my aunt.

noncomposmentis 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:18

Luckily no harm was done to your ear.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:25

$200. For a set of earrings isn't really that far fetched to own. I have a few diamond ones that cost a lot (gifts). It's worth it since I wear them all the time. I can't wear fake earrings without my ears getting infected. There are many that can't wear costume. Thankfully, the expensive ones all have screw backs.(:

MessicanKid 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:16

I should hurt you.

Maddidaddi 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:28

I wouldn't be worrying about my 200 dollar earring. I would worry about the health of my dog. Especially since its a puppy.

pinky78711 5

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:41

yes the sharp pin on the back could hurt the dog and take a lot more than $200 out of your pocket

Raccoo 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:46

Very much agreeing on that.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 12:14

Right? I wouldn't be waiting, I'd be going to the vet. This is why I don't get expensive jewelry (other than engagement rings and wedding bands). Half the time when people lose it they care more about their money than things like this. Plus, jewelry is too easy to lose, at least for me it is.

micahsmommy 13

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:28

*insert Jeopardy theme song here*

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 11:46

105- Her comment related to the FML and it's "idiotic"? Calm down. You're practically stalking her, as this is not the first such comment I've seen you make. Don't be an ass.