Animals: Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite...

By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML

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Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30

Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML

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mzmush 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:26

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:14

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

Comments

Jennifer019 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:46

You'll get the earring back in 3-5 days :)

FatTony2010 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:48

Make sure it doesn't do him any harm. Before you know it you'll be knee deep in dog shit!

crazyblackchick 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:51

You really shouldn't buy chicken scented earrings.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:02

Would it make you feel better to tell everyone to but inexpensive stuff to satisfy your opinion? Otherwise, don't judge and one for having something you probably got as a gift or from an inexpensive store.

kriz_allizwell 6

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:04

awwww, shit.....

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:12

My dog did that with an earring my Nana bought be just before she died.... I never found it :(

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:12

Would it make you feel better to tell everyone to buy inexpensive stuff to satisfy your opinion? Otherwise, don't judge one for having something you probably got as a gift or from an inexpensive store.

russianmartini 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:13

Why would you spend 200$ on earrings? >.>

Jaxx66 21

Saturday 17 March 2012 21:25

Why not spend money on something worth having, instead of going to Wal-Mart or Claire's just to get a one-two time use out of cheap jewellery that will more than likely turn most people's skin green, or cause infections??

KaylieeJay 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:43

My earrings are worth $200 and I would be devastated to lose them. They are just silver sleepers, but I wear them every day, 24/7 and don't buy or wear any other earrings. The amount of money people spend on cheap earrings is probable equal or even higher than my "expensive" ones, yet I could have these all my life. Never seen anyone with cheap earrings have them for too long. I have had mine for over 2 years now.

ehllychan 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:16

Sorry, but my $20 silver earrings are still with me after 3 years. Never lost, never caused an itch, never broke. And I have sensitive skin in my ears too. Being expensive does make it good, nor does being cheap make it bad.