Animals: Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite...

By lizzie1833 - 17/03/2012 14:16 - United States

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off, I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now… I wait. FML

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Same thing different taste

Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By caempa - 29/12/2010 18:13 - Australia

Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML

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Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

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By humanchewtoy - 07/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was lying in bed recovering from a laparoscopy with my dog laying next to me. I fell asleep and later awoke to a burning pain on my incisions. My dog had decided the stitches would be fun to chew on. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By CoalRose - 11/09/2016 20:33 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML

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By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 20:30

Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML

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mzmush 2

Saturday 17 March 2012 19:26

Still worth the same , even covered in poop!!

Llama_Face89 33

Saturday 17 March 2012 20:14

16- they technically only lost $100 :P

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bethanael 13

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:18

Take that poor puppy to the vet! It needs to be checked out so it doesn't get hurt.

Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Sunday 18 March 2012 1:39

Earrings might be harmful to your puppy's stomach! Also, who spends $200 on a pair of earrings?

lovesthebeach 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:00

Are you even sure the dog ate it ? Getting the puppie x rayed would be a good idea .

justlikeme79 9

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:36

Yes, because intimidating your dog to the point that he no longer speaks is a wonderful way to be.

perdix 29

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:38

Looks like the resale value has gone to shit.

SeemsToFail 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 2:56

Well I hope your puppys tummys ok

TheThree 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:09

Win!

annihil8or 15

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:38

Maybe the dog wants you to get him a gold grill for his teeth cuz he knows ur bling costs $200?

RadioDeeJayy_ 6

Sunday 18 March 2012 3:55

It's okay, you'll get them back, I'm sure. (:

ehllychan 10

Sunday 18 March 2012 4:09

It sucks, but you definitely should be way more concerned with your puppy than your earrings, no matter how expensive they might be...

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Same thing different taste

Yucky!

Part of the furniture

Very bad idea

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