Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend... - FML

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

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Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By left out wet - 22/06/2019 22:08

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Today, I was laying in bed completely naked, uncovered and waiting for my husband to walk in. He laid down in bed and starting playing with his phone instead of. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By horny21 - 21/02/2010 08:19 - Canada

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Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Samyett - 09/02/2011 19:22 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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Swar_fml 3

Monday 15 August 2011 6:58

Hahahahhahah. ******* small world chelle.

rosa9_fml 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:56

To be honest, that's really mean but if I were you I would start lauhing so hard and just find it hilarious and cute! And I'm a girl.

audriannaC 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 6:46

wtf ahahaha u guys are all stupid I'm a girl who supports my bf playing world of warcraft at least he's inside all the time and not out cheating when I'm not with him . Plus, he gets wtvr he wants during playtime;)

TikiThorsen 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:14

You are all looking at his reaction in the wrong way, he put the needs of other over his own selfish pleasure. He should be praised for that and the girl should appreciate and respect that.

ex_ff 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:08

Dump 'em.

EdwinG19 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 10:23

Wow-_-

Bl0ndi3 6

Saturday 8 June 2013 10:57

World of Warcraft is an awesome game both me and my husband play it. Try it and you'll like it

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:33

you did say anything. and why did you wait that long to get up.

Dominoe_Effect 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 16:47

I totally understand.... rude but I get it

sugarbear0727 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 22:57

I would rather play WoW than have sex. Just me though. :P

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