Injection of atmospheric aerosols (chemtrails) is a geoengineering technique that was implemented inthe late 90's. They inject aluminum particles into the atmosphere, which caused a huge surge in allergies, asthma and related deaths back then when they started it. Look it up. Look up.

All I have to say is it still would be completely worth the damned sandwich...

Nutty slave? That's the nickname I gave my hand.

"Stump", that's the nickname your hand gave you

My highlights gave me the nickname "Goober-head". Guess the stripes look like that Smucker's brand. *tears*

#37, well, with a name like stump I can easily tell my age by counting my rings.

This guy probably DID use science and common sense to get off his ass and do some research on it, unlike most of you, and came to this conclusion, while his gf is probably the kind of person who believes governments care about people and santa exists.

Santa doesn't exist? :'(

If the guy got off his arse and used science he wouldn't believe in chem trail bollocks, I guarantee you. If he used science, he would discover: 1. there is absolutely no credible evidence that chemtrails have ever been used. yes, there is conspiracy theorist yahooery, but despite the conspiracy being around for over 50 years, there has never been any bona fide evidence. 2. that there is no mechanism to make chemitrails work on large numbers of people even if planes were spraying chemicals. It's a delivery system that would be largely random and there's be no way to control the effects. 3. sprayed chemicals leave easy to find traces so it would be impossible to keep a secret (see point 1) 4. To make it would would involve a worldwide conspiracy involving millions of people let by a government that can't keep Edward Snowden under wraps, nor could keep the secret that the president was banging an intern. Millions more people would have a massive opportunity for personal gain by coming clean on such a program. This secret would have had to be kept for 2 generations now, father to son. It is simply not possible to do this, much like the moon landing conspiracy.

SANTA DOESN'T EXIST! NOOOO! (Jumps out window.)

Agent Orange worked pretty well on a lot of people. They got mechanisms to spread things.

http://www.geoengineeringwatch.org/nasa-admits-chemtrails/ I guess NASA employees are all uneducated and misinformed compared to you and the rest of the FML'ers

They are called contrails which are ice crystals or water vapor left by planes flying above a certain altitude. "Normal" planes, as you call them, aren't flying high enough.

Water vapor is just a fancy word for mind control steam gas. They put the word 'water' in so you would think it is safe.....

If this was sarcasm I totally missed it. Now if you're saying military jets are leaving contrails because of chem trails you're off your noggin. Google "how contrails are formed." Short answer Planes moving faster create denser and longer lasting contrails because of the air pressure variation along the wings. Same with jumbo jets, there's ALOT of air pressure variance keeping something that heavy airborne. Humidity also factors in but for the big long sciency answer "look it up."

@17. Not so. Depends on the altitude, winds (if any), humidity, and temperature of the layer of atmo through which the plane is flying.

#42- That's what the government wants us to think.

Do you even know what "layer" of "atmo" planes fly in? Not much choice there.

The ones that disappear faster are con trails. When they stick doing its a chem trail

No, it is not a chem trail.

chemtrails are well know global United Nations attempt to "combat climate change". The trendy green globalist add aluminum sulfates to the jet fuel. They are trying to control the weather (play god) by reflecting the sunlight from the huge blankets of trails they leave. Planes will fly in certain geometric shapes allowing the chemtrails to blend together and create one big huge fake cloud. it's very simple to establish a real cloud from chemical dumps. maybe you stop commenting on fmls and go outside. also monsanto, has created a whole lineup of seeds that will be the only things that can grow in are new alluminum toxic soils. the creator of bovine growth hormone, agent orange, DDT make our food. there's nothing wrong with that. vote obama in for a 3rd term so he can drive America even deeper into the sewer.

Actually, contrails and chemtrails are completely different. Contrails don't create grayish pinkish clouds and don't turn a sunny day into a cloudy one. Contrails don't happen by multiple planes in multiple directions in one day. You have no idea what you are talking about.