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By daddy'sgirl - 21/06/2012 04:11 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

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By paperbox - 16/01/2011 05:07 - Australia

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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Descriptive

By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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Undervalued

By Franco - 10/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

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Lazy comeback

By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By lamb-chop - 02/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

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By Is McDonald's Hiring? - 23/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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kill3rs 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:06

Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.

HandsomeRatch 20

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:08

Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".

Comments

Maclaine21 15

Tuesday 10 February 2015 3:11

You're a cockhead

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 16 July 2015 18:18

We need janitors. All jobs are important, if there weren't any janitors then people would be complaining about places being dirty.

kansas303 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:36

you should be teaching them respect. at least he has a job.

greengreengreen 13

Tuesday 17 November 2015 5:25

don't janitors need a college degree to work in high schools tho? and don't they still make more than the teachers too?

LucidLiving 10

Wednesday 11 May 2016 9:20

Funny because you probably barely make more money than that janitor does.

Pineapple_Salad 14

Friday 17 June 2016 15:58

He's a janitor and you're a teacher. He probably gets payed the same as you

meccomonster 7

Wednesday 22 June 2016 20:47

So because you teach you're automatically better educated than a laborer? What a ignorant prick you are

MrZed_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2016 11:11

Well if you get an education you could make a better world for him -.-

PhoenixSenpai 11

Monday 18 July 2016 8:11

**** you OP! My grandaddy was a janitor, and I'll be he's twice the man you are. You've got a lot if nerve of insulting that poor man who cleans up your shit school spoiled by your bratty students.

Timeslayer1127 10

Saturday 8 April 2017 2:49

I make more than the teachers do where I work, as in I'm a janitor and I make $40,000 a year. I'm so happy when people say that about me because they get so confused when I laugh in their face:)