Love: Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same... - FML

By givingup - 30/01/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

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By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML

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By BoooMa - 31/03/2021 20:00

Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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Karma?

By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML

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But… why?

By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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Awkward

By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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FreeDrinks 4

Monday 30 January 2012 11:53

YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.

jackii1313 9

Monday 30 January 2012 11:54

Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.

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heyred 11

Monday 30 January 2012 17:14

You are lucky - a "man" like that would only end up leaving anyway.

Epichearts 2

Monday 30 January 2012 17:20

Forgive and forget. Forget meaning, forget his sorry ass for good

mooseknuckle00 0

Monday 30 January 2012 17:33

Man you dumb.

j_neee17 0

Monday 30 January 2012 17:39

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me ! YDI for staying with him after the first time ..

BadKitty13 28

Monday 30 January 2012 17:39

You are dumb. Shame on you for letting him do that to you TWICE ! But Since you are dumb I am betting on a Third time. So then maybe you get message then ?? NOT

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 30 January 2012 17:43

"Fool me once..."

xMissxMurderx 1

Monday 30 January 2012 17:43

Hmmm maybe you should've learned your lesson the first time

XxYingYangxX 1

Monday 30 January 2012 17:47

Fool you once shame on him... Fool you twice shame on you.

XxYingYangxX 1

Monday 30 January 2012 17:49

F*ck just realized someone already commented that... Ah well, sorry to hear that OP, go get yourself a better man!

CaptainPickles72 18

Monday 30 January 2012 23:25

"Someone" as in like 20+ people before you?

madisonrose626 5

Monday 30 January 2012 17:56

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice..

skyeyez9 24

Monday 30 January 2012 17:58

Good riddance. If you did marry him, he is a coward and would pack his bags and leave the second life is inconvenient (new baby) an argument...etc

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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

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Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Today, my 17-year-old daughter didn't do the laundry. Her excuse? "If it was meant to be done, it would have done itself." This is the same daughter who yesterday tried convincing me she was responsible enough to get a dog. FML

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Today, at a BBQ, my boyfriend's friend told us, “Oh, this reminds my of the time I got third degree burns on my dick.” He’s been trying to talk to me, and I keep thinking about it how it must look like Freddie Kruger's. I don’t know what I just agreed to help him with, but I’m sure it will be a nightmare. FML

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Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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