Intimacy: Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do...

By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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shmikey 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:23

a sticky situation...

azurablade 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:16

lol

Comments

Stormypopsicle 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 20:16

I am sorry! He is such a horrible man to do that! Sorry i do not speak english very well. ~Stormy

cjHidalgo 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:27

wwoaahhhh were u nakid and had cum on yur face???!!?!?

georgiinaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:56

haha funny shit. i love the "after he was finished on my face" xD he sounds kinda funny though, but stil..wouldnt have been funny for you when your parents had to untie you xD

JokingJoe 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:33

worst fml ever.

Jason_Q 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:46

Guy goo does smell... if you eat crazy ass crap. :)

Brandon96 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:52

lucky bf lol but fyl

JHC88 2

Saturday 20 March 2010 8:56

Wow, poor you!! How humiliating to have your parents find you like that. . .

messyLOUDandsik 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:54

ohhhshit. if this happened to me, he'd be dead.

Schnouzi_fml 0

Monday 19 April 2010 19:33

What the f*ck, this isn't funny at all, a woman isn't a sex toy. This is one of the worst FMLs I've ever seen. What a horrible d*ckface, he should be castrated painfully and bathed in sperm and LOCKED UP.

PerditaDessa 38

Sunday 10 March 2013 22:17

Chill out, it's funny as ****. Women are sex toys if you say the right thing. I could teach you a phrase or two...

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 7 May 2013 21:49

Why did it take so many people thinking this is funny for someone smart to bring this up? This should have been the first comment.

talicaroxi 25

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:16

Maybe they are both happy with experimenting a little? yeah that was a shitty thing to do to her but other than leaving her tied up she was happy for the other stuff to go a head

little_kristin 2

Friday 23 April 2010 3:43

Just meet him up for drinks, slip him a roofie, take him back to his place, tie him up and rape the shit out of his ass with a fat *****. Don't forget to take pictures.