By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML
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pjsr 32

Oh, that Siri has a wicked way of getting even when you curse at her!

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xbaconator9000x 16

Coincidentally, I tried to click the "Your life sucks button" but my phone froze for a split second and I clicked the "You deserved it" button by accident. So.... I feel your pain...?

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alana554 18

I just cracked up, I hope I didn't wake anyone up.

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bluucifer 1

Everything happens for a reason. Try contacting her.

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Talis99 26

Who keeps their exes in their phone? Move on.

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Lepisma 38

Frankly, I kept mine in so I'd know when not to answer the phone. There are other reasons than "not moving on".

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smaldridge 12

if it's a number I don't want to answer I used to erase their info and save the number as DNA( do not answer). now I can just block numbers. block his ass and delete the contact. done and done.

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CrazyJolteon 0

Wow must be real life ending there just.....woah

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ashwednesday 12

A few years ago, I was dating this girl that was in an on-again-off-again relationship with her ex-boyfriend. Her ex was an aggressive asshole. He stalked us when we were together and showed up at my workplace once to "strongly encourage" me to stay away from her. Anyway, this girl and I ended up breaking up because she got back together with her ex... And the next thing I know I run into my now ex's former ex/current boyfriend on the street and the asshole is trying to pick a fight with me... I walked away, though. A few days later, I'm out drinking with some friends and we're goofing around with Siri ("she" was a new feature at the time); I'm drunk, slurring my words a little bit, and Siri is having a hard time understanding me. Jokingly, I said "**** you, Siri!" into the microphone. Siri responded "Call [my ex's asshole boyfriend]?" He wasn't a contact in my phone. I never had his contact information. It was a really spooky coincidence. Siri can be a real bitch.

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