By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 224
You deserved it 35 039

Same thing different taste

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I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.

Well now you know what you want for Christmas.

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You can't fix them. The wires are like a thread now days.

I've repaired headphones. It wouldn't hurt to try. I always run my headphones down my back and inside my shirt to prevent it getting caught on anything.

juturnaamo 29

it's not as if you have to actually soldier it back together, just strip the plastic, twist the wires together and wrap it in electrical tape.

juliecat10 0

its not that big of a deal. You can sodder them back together. Ive done it before. Piece of cake.

Sodder? Unless you're talking about how I sodded your mom, I think you meant "solder".

generalasskicker 12

I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.

TryptamineDreame 0

Seriously just stop, you're embarrassing yourself, doctorrrr :)

I know, I know. It's a sickness. I'm on medications, but they aren't working. Electroconvulsive therapy, here I come.

TryptamineDreame 0

My ass is not sorry, thanks very much. And that's not the only thing Dreamy has done to my ass. Wait a minute...

SOUNDS like you couldn't resist the puns

selenajade 0

haha your fault for purchasing expensive headphones

YDI, shoulda ran the headphone wire inside your shirt.

mapleleafs34 0

if that's all u can complain about, then ur life is perfectly fine. not fml worthy.

fakeaccountX 6

Right. Pubic hair, on the other hand...