Kids: Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students...

By kindgartin - 23/04/2011 09:26 - Canada

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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Acceptance

By Anonymous - 26/11/2023 05:00

Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML

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Call CPS!

By Daddo - 20/03/2018 14:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, picking up my children from school, I overheard some kids saying what a rotten person their dad was, and how they hated him. It was my kids talking to their friends about me! Why? Because I didn't buy them a bag of jelly beans the day before. FML

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Toxic much?

By tlm84 - 28/07/2014 02:54 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML

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Student becomes the master

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 09:58 - United States - Steele

Today, my son's "favorite" teacher went on a tirade criticizing my "awful" parenting. About two months ago, my son got her fired after he reported her to the principal for forcing him to miss out on lunch to finish a project. Apparently, that wasn't the first time she did something like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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Toxic people

By Anonymous - 05/10/2022 17:30

Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML

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By Stripperofthemall - 25/08/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out why my 5 year-old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

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Narcissist Mom

By ItsYou - 22/11/2023 10:00

Today, my coworker was going on and on about how her son was nice and got good grades but that she needed to find him a therapist because he's too shy in class, and how she didn't want her friends to think badly of her. She's a counselor. I sat in silence for almost an hour, because all I could think was, "WTF? Poor kid." FML

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twittom 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 15:55

not surprising when they can't spell trailer

whitewoods 3

Saturday 23 April 2011 15:57

At least your son will break the mold.

Comments

bhurberry 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 15:18

What a bitch! I woulda slapped that teacher. :))

AuroraHope 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:04

You would have truely proved yourself to be white trash if you'd gotten in her face or got physical. You also would have gotten some assult charges as well.e I hope you just walked right up after that, smiled and said, "How're you doing ____? I thought I heard your voice/" And left it at that. She'd know you heard and she'd probably try to make it up to you by kissing your butt

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:49

wow she needs to mind her own business

tattedredhead 3

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:22

Wow, I would've round house kicked that bitch. Really?

Lindz85 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 21:17

That is defamation of character. You could sue!

jayaysee 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 2:18

How ignorant

anna15243 6

Monday 10 October 2011 4:52

go up to her and tell her "I'm right here bitch and I heard you," then enroll him in another school

hillbilly22 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:39

hey its a life choice to walk around in your underwear, drink heavily and swear at everything

StromyG2 10

Monday 14 November 2011 20:27

Wow, I would give the principal a detailed report (including the look on the teacher's face when I made her see me) about the teacher she employs.

okcool15 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 14:17

Well... If u give yourself off that way, that's what people are going to think. Maybe shower once in a while and get better clothes but I still would have kicked that bitch