Transportation: Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was...

By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2012 17:27 - United States - Placentia

Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML

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By hopefulanonymous - 20/11/2009 16:01 - United States

Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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blobzorz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:40

yeah I hate when people sit outside spots like it's theirs

DGross 8

Monday 1 March 2010 9:41

People these days... that does suck OP FYL The person waiting was probably pissed they wouldn't get to their triple cheeseburger in time to satisfy their expanding gut...sad

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jimmyla 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:10

haha glen win

ElMundio87 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:15

Should have loaded the box, then walked off and gone for a coffee or something. While giving the rude guy the finger ofc.

dacho 7

Monday 1 March 2010 12:57

You're probably VERY ugly since no one wanted to help you. FYL

jkjkjuju1 0

Monday 1 March 2010 12:57

relyio

gecko13 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:08

just take longer!

EwigStolz 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:10

That's what you get for living in Ohio, OP! It's worse in New York, and Massachusetts.

CallMeHush 0

Monday 1 March 2010 17:03

^^^ You are so right, I hate it here. That kind of crap happens all the time. If they honk or gesture they get a tire iron shaken at them, usually they drive off before I can ask them if they have a ****** problem. I've got to stay out of walmart...

RuralNinja 0

Monday 1 March 2010 13:44

You should have finished loading the box, locked your car, and walked back into the store. YDI for letting people walk all over you.

Myntee 0

Monday 1 March 2010 14:34

i hate that so much! like the stalkers that follow you as you leave the shop and want your spot before youre even at your car! i would have taken my sweet ass time loading the box, then went back into the shop, so so they could wait longer.

humorizer 14

Monday 1 March 2010 15:09

Snickerdoodle, it's cute how you go around on your high horse, correcting people's grammar, yet... "H holds it up". Unless... H is your dad's name, in which case, touche.

CBwaiter 0

Monday 1 March 2010 15:14

Most people don't rush me. Maybe its because I carry my .45 1911 just about everywhere. I love NC's open carry law. Everyone is much more polite when you carry a gun.