Animals: Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate... - FML

By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML

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Leftovers

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML

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Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2013 17:59 - United States - Santa Rosa Beach

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

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Tasty snack

By hank - 01/01/2024 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML

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mikeyellenlee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 5:33

At least the hamster didn't eat your dog.

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 18:40

Did you catch it in the act? trauma....

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Slender_Man 6

Monday 16 July 2012 9:46

Damn dog

kirbz826 10

Sunday 2 February 2014 18:58

You clearly didn't watch close enough!

Yaq 7

Friday 14 February 2014 4:43

That's ruff.

Aero_x 21

Wednesday 13 August 2014 1:51

I don't see how this is funny. This is horrible :( I have had parakeets and my dad wanted our family dog 'to be friends' with the birds. One of them landed on the floor and the dog bit him to death!

flowergirl907 10

Wednesday 20 May 2015 10:00

Well that escalated quickly

TheCheekyKat 10

Sunday 31 July 2016 20:58

Today, I let my friend look after my hamster. His dog ate it.FML

lucasj23 11

Wednesday 4 July 2018 3:21

holy shit. you really suck. if you'd left it in its cage it would still be alive. you are such an idiot.

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