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By disturbed2103 - 09/07/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML

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By traumatized - 18/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 613

By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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You deserved it 7 805

By Death By Parent - 19/07/2014 22:38 - United States

Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 7 926

By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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You deserved it 3 188

I'm not that old!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 187

By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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You deserved it 1 525

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 788

What fresh hell is this?

By Rhinobro01 - 27/07/2019 10:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 482

You deserved it 762

By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

Without me

By CrescentSelene - 23/12/2019 20:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML

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You deserved it 251

portablecupid 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:48

you cant identify your mom when shes wearing a wig? i spose when bugs bunny comes on screen wearing a tube top stuffed with coconuts you think thats a real woman too.

justxmyxluck 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:25

Either you needa get glasses, or your mom needs to get a better disguise.

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portablecupid 3

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:48

you cant identify your mom when shes wearing a wig? i spose when bugs bunny comes on screen wearing a tube top stuffed with coconuts you think thats a real woman too.

kianabanannna 21

Monday 30 November 2015 18:02

I'm assuming because she was at a bar, there may have been crappy lighting. Or maybe she had lots of make up on or was a little wasted, preventing OP from reconizing her right away. Besides, I'm sure when OP saw their friend's dad feeling up some chick, his mom was probably the last person on the list of possible women it could be :3

scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:56

And YDI for choosing your friend's DAD to stalk.

ifailplzinsultme 0

Monday 25 October 2010 18:24

Pictures show up in news feed

Casualt1234 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 9:57

dun dun dunnnnnn, the plot thickens!

suckishfather 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:13

woah thats what someone said in an fml talking about how their ex said that when they told them that they still had feeling for him. it's was like exactly like that. woah.

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 9 July 2009 11:56

i think they were making a reference to that fml...

Casualt1234 0

Friday 10 July 2009 5:47

indeed i was

jnic 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:01

HAHAH how did it take you ten minutes? Oh well, if you inherited her looks, maybe you also inherited her ability to get around regardless... so keep your chin up!

deathbunny256 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:04

I believe his life is ****** because his grandma was being felt up by his friends dad :b

Casualt1234 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:11

read it again please.

deathbunny256 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:06

Oh and jnic that was a test. you failed. your gullibility level is an 11/10. Or maybe it's normal for someone to take ten minutes to think of a word that starts with "g" in your gullified world.