Health: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink....

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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rickster470 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

YDI you dumb shit.

kelsey_drives 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:00

lol, idiot.

Comments

Crethius 4

Friday 14 August 2009 1:14

YDI obviously.

mrose57 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:14

Get real, Nick. That stuff tastes like shit, no matter what flavor you put in it. If you took one swallow you wouldn't want another one. No way you drank the whole gallon.

CharlotteZ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 13:35

I agree...having had one, that stuff tastes nasty and there is NO WAY you couldn't have tasted it even through the lemonade.

Tria 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:17

Poetic justice, and YDI for taking something when it had a sign on it to say specifically NOT to take it... though I doubt you drank the whole lot, that laxative stuff tastes horrible. (I only know this because I am on opiates and have to have something to counteract the side-effects, but the stuff made me puke the first time I had to take it!)

Check_Mate 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:53

If you get good enough opiates, you don't worry about the taste. Mmm, opiates. Those bastards made having a chunk of bone and tumor tissue totally worth it. Of course, having a weight conscious sister who cares enough to give you her choco-lax is also awesome.

doubleAbattery 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:18

Unless your mom is outrageously possessive, you should have realized that there was probably a really good reason why she didn't want anyone but her to drink the lemonade. You deserved it for ignoring specific instructions.

beethoven_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:19

IDIOT

macaroni93 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:21

YDI for being a dipshit.

Ron24 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:23

next time, drink water.

GreenAlbatross 3

Friday 14 August 2009 1:23

Seriously, next time have a glass of water. It's better for you.

rohcky 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:24

I call bs. Why would your mom mix the solution and leave it in the fridge? You mix the laxative powder with water in a special container when you need to drink it.

scizzerin 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:45

they sometimes give pts these little jugs of premade 'cleanser'.

hahaha6 0

Friday 14 August 2009 15:29

It usually tates better when chilled, rather than just mixed with cold water. Not that it tastes good at all.... I don't understand how you could drink the whole thing and not notice that it didnt taste like normal lemonade.....