Health: Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink....

By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

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By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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Bunged up

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 03:57 - United States

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

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Hygienic

By imfullthanks - 14/03/2009 23:06 - Norway

Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "How did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?" She yelled from the other room, "You know that little plate with the red stripe?" I was eating off it. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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rickster470 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

YDI you dumb shit.

kelsey_drives 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:00

lol, idiot.

Comments

Swimmergrl9244 1

Friday 14 August 2009 2:55

Next time just get some ******* water. YDI for being an idiot.

solocredere12 4

Friday 14 August 2009 2:56

Part of me thinks YDI for drinking something that says "Don't Drink". But that stuff tastes like shit, how the hell did you not notice that!? Unless you like the taste of laxatives??

1965 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:24

Yeah, there's medicine in that jug mixed with the "lemonade." How did you not taste that??

crazyride 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:26

As I stated below, they have changed the process so much. I just had a colonoscopy about a month ago and it's literally a powder you mix and you do not taste much of a difference if any at all.

BikerMike 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:58

Well SHIT this is funny

xoQuyenn 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:58

YDI dumbass. that's what you get for not listening to signs that are probably important.

MandyPandy 4

Friday 14 August 2009 3:01

YDI, 1. Pay attention to signs like that 2. It's called water you dumbass, don't you have a faucet?

kmgentil 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:02

how do u drink the whole thing, its better than pee

benflick 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:04

Water isn't free, ever heard of Water Works dumbshit?

Morokea 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:23

This gives me a great idea for how to get back at my food-stealing brother...

freddie_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:27

Have fun ******** your brains out all night long.

magneticcheese 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:43

LMFAO wow you totally deserved it for not putting the jug back down when it clearly said NOT TO DRINK IT. was there nothing else? WATER, perhaps? LOL boy is your butthole ever going to hurt! let us know if you live :D