Intimacy: Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found... - FML

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By AloneAgainNaturally - 09/09/2016 21:03 - United States - Charlottesville

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Confidential

By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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zachjack 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:31

SEX IS GREAT!

papernapkin 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:27

130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.

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Haha_donkey 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:35

ahhahahaha.

missmurderx 8

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:36

I can see this happening with my ex boyfriend. o.O

Roseeeeee_fml 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:37

lol @ 6 xD

OopsieDaisies 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:39

Lol. You kinda start to wonder when he had the time to take that.

sunniebunny4 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:39

somebody had a little too much to drink one night! ;D hahahah!!

CitizenSnipz 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:40

Wait, what? Was it from outside your window?

BabyDacey 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:40

that's pretty scary girl..

kristir9426 0

Friday 30 July 2010 6:04

agreed! no fml here

jesus_tittays 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:41

0_o FYL.

ashleytiffany 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:44

I don't get it ydi for no explanation

Shootermtd25 7

Saturday 26 October 2013 0:14

Ur a retard Figure it out or do u need it spoon fed to u? Her Bf has a naked picture of her and she has never sent him one so he shouldn't have one Get it now!!!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:44

YDI for having a boyfriend. YDI for ever being naked; clothes remain worn AT ALL TIMES, even in the shower! YDI for not sending him some yourself, forcing him to take matters into his own hands.

texasmadeG 0

Friday 30 July 2010 0:03

lol so many YDI o_O

Shookitup 0

Friday 30 July 2010 13:26

win.

roflinyourwaffle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 21:28

YDI for looking through your boyfriend's phone. YDI for finding your own naked pictures. YDI for not forwarding the said picture to all of us.

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