Intimacy: Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found... - FML

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

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Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Panda_bruh96 - 13/08/2021 19:01 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

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Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By AloneAgainNaturally - 09/09/2016 21:03 - United States - Charlottesville

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Today, I found nudes on my boyfriend's phone. We've been together 14 years. They weren't of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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Confidential

By penguins - 13/11/2010 00:30 - United States

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Liz - 27/09/2010 19:30 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been sending him naked photos and other naughty things this entire week, or so I thought. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

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Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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zachjack 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:31

SEX IS GREAT!

papernapkin 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 3:27

130: You're a jerk. Women have a right to their own damn bodies. If he's creepily taking pictures when she's asleep or something, that is a crazily ridiculous invasion of her privacy. Don't normalize mistreatment of women. Also: Rot in hell. To the people saying "at least it was of you", I refer you to the idea that women have a right to their bodies. If a **** star or someone wants to be giving out naked pictures, that is her right to do so. If you do NOT give consent, IT IS NOT OKAY. I would rather find **** on my boyfriend's phone than something so creepy and objectifying.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:45

Shit happens when you party naked. It takes about a few clicks to delete a photo...let's hope it didn't find it's way around town!

PincheEdgarr 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:45

that's gross:p meaning you sent it to someone else and e ended up with it? aha you were sexting someone:O that's ridiculiously gross...

baibear 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:45

or she sent pics to other ppl and they sent it to him??

redsoxlover09 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:45

haha, that's what you get for leaving your window open!!! I have 3 pics of you naked also!!

autumn16 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:47

how the hell? lol

As1LayDying 4

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:48

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

ikilledaman 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:39

Or a different man

klikin 2

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:49

YDI for looking through his phone what kind of person are you to be looking through another persons phone (serious and sarcastic tone)

nikiturz 0

Friday 30 July 2010 0:40

it's true tho' .. :p

legonut4 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:50

it's funny because he took pics of u without u knowing.

ziara13 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:51

this is not an fml. it's your boyfriend. it's a good thing if he takes pictures of you!

duke_nukem_25299 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 23:56

30 your comments are old and not funny, just like the SR jokes..

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