Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook... - FML

By Meowingtons500 - 28/11/2011 04:02 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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Meowingtons500 18

Monday 28 November 2011 22:51

Think Mario moustache + typical Saskatchewanian redneck man with a 80's trucker hat and you gots it.:)

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plasticspoon 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:14

There is always that random mustache guy in pictures...

enonymous 8

Monday 28 November 2011 9:09

I do not deny that I was in this photo

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Enslaved 36

Monday 28 November 2011 13:13

Your scrapbook just got 100% more interesting by you adding those pictures. (:

van_helsing 6

Monday 28 November 2011 13:14

Your family is awesome.

MattRoseen 12

Monday 28 November 2011 13:21

Party hard!

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 28 November 2011 13:34

LIVING YOUNG, WILD AND FREEEE!

Meowingtons500 18

Monday 28 November 2011 14:11

The answer, kind sir, OFCOURSE it will go in my scrapbook. :D

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Monday 28 November 2011 14:15

LMFAO

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 28 November 2011 14:17

At least you know where your DNA is from, and that you have a family legacy to preserve! So get to the drinking already, day is wasting!!

chels1994 11

Monday 28 November 2011 14:17

Dontcha just love unknown memories :)

texas_redneck88 10

Monday 28 November 2011 14:27

Sounds like that was a good night LMAO

Meowingtons500 18

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:22

Night? Sir, you gots it wrong. This was various bat-shit crazy nights.

InUrArea 4

Monday 28 November 2011 14:28

Sounds like good quality stock

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