By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
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JMichael 25

Kids say the darnedest things.

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DocBastard 38

This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

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kennedymadonna 6

Ontario? Is this Rob Ford? It's ok, you can tell us.

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JhovannyA 7

Haha that's funny. Tell him you don't. Also ask him what makes him question that. Maybe he will tell you what is on his mind.

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emileemarissa 7

Aww. He's only five, OP. I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. Just laugh it off. :)

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willowfiasco 4

Did you cry, because that might answer his question.

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mrmozard 4

Then op feels bad heads out buys him a ps4.

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footcheezeez 16

The title of this FML just made my day.

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browneyedshortie 4

You should have said something just insanely crazy... Hahaha something like "because mommy was supposed to swallow you"

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