By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
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JMichael 25

Kids say the darnedest things.

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DocBastard 38

This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

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SininenAave 9

Haha that is adorable! Tell him it runs in the family :)

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Curlytwirly22 17

That is the worst FML I've heard so far I mean your life sucks the most I am so sorry that your son said that to you but that's what I was talking about kids and old people get away with everything !!!

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thenewgirl29 20

Aww today my son refused to talk to his dad who was away at camp on the phone because "daddy is boring." Kids just say stuff without a filter.

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hobojo69 23

Damn why'd he say that? And what did you say to that?

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chaosincarnate 8

"Because Daddy has to pay the bills somehow and those dicks won't suck themselves."

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Shiiya 14

And the best father award goes too *drum roll*....

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Edumcg 24

Don't worry OP I'm sure he was refering to chess.... you know? "Why do you suck so much ....at chess?" he must fell asleep and you didn't notice :D

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steve31789 8

When I was a young boy,my father took me into the City, to see a marching band

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