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Same thing different taste
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Why would ur son ask u that??
Time to break out the old leather belt *CRACK*
Proper responses to that are as follows: "I used to be cool, but then I had you." "I don't suck, but your mom does in order to avoid having another shit head like you." "So that you don't have to suck by yourself, sweetie." "If I don't suck, the monster under your bed will be afraid of me and then he won't eat you like I asked. God night."
Ouch. That's painful.
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Kids say the darnedest things.
This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.