By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
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JMichael 25

Kids say the darnedest things.

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DocBastard 38

This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

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FYsocks 11

That paired with your username made me LOL.

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Vinnie500 14

Stop letting him talk to your ex and you wouldn't have this problem.

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silverhuntress 4

Oh wow. Is anyone wondering what OP did to his son to make him say that??? oh!!! Quick question! How do you change your profile pic??? I'm new and clueless!!!

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PrincessCastiel 27

"Oh it happened the day you were born..." Haha but seriously OP your son loves you all the same :) kid's just say regrettable things sometimes

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davie94 18

Sorry to hear that OP, maybe he wants more of a father-son bond??

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heartlocked 3

"Son, are you talking about the time when you saw me and your uncle...ahem"

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