By I don't know, son - 16/11/2013 01:53 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
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JMichael 25

Kids say the darnedest things.

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DocBastard 38

This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.

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RedPillSucks 31

Be aware that kids aren't always asking the question you think they are. Sucking might mean something totally different to a 5 year old. So when the next question is "Daddy, how do you make love?" Don't be too quick to answer with the first thought that pops into your head.

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Jst4kicks 16

time to start planning a trip to disney world

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sanecatlady 13

The way people swear and use rude language all the time I'm not surprised the kid picked up a few of them. :(

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figures101 5

Tell him because if you suck long enough you always get a prize. And say just ask mom. Wait wait he is five, I'm sorry...that isn't right make sure you say mommy.

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darkmis1 17

Gotta love how kids have no filters like that.

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sleepRX 16

I cherish the free thinking mind of children :)

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0neiros 14

The obvious reply to this was "It's all your fault Son. You're just such a disappointment." Then roll over and fart on him.

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