Love: Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double...

By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:12

don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:56

Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....

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username112232 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:04

Thats hilarious i lol'd

SIK07GTSTANG 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 6:09

If you have a double chin then you're too fat. Do everyone a favor and hop on a treadmill.

chickenzipper 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 22:11

I'll be the first guy to say there's nothing wrong with a bit of weight on a girl. Everyone's into different things, let's hope you fall down a metal set of stairs, break your back, then become obese.

born_in_croatia 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:17

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao i fell laughing at this one hahahaha

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:39

ahahah maybe he was trying to be cute and funny, but it turned out that it was only funny for him.

kat0ria 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:08

LOL! xD

krampus_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:59

gobble gobble? ahahahahahaha

estarian_jem 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:24

Haha well... That could either mean that you two are close to each other and are comfortable around each other so you don't mind doing things like that... Or your boyfriend is a douche.