Love: Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double...

By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:12

don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:56

Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....

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Liddy_Rawr 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:03

LMAO! im sorry, but that made me laugh more than any other FML xDDD

CTM_CL 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:34

Hahahhaha

I_iz_epic 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 3:59

ROFL!! Just the pure stupidity of this makes it an epic win XD

aqu4man 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 19:42

Haha! Why ya so fat, fatty? That's why you can't has cheese burger.

OmnomnomAPPLE 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:30

I'm so sorry, but tears came to my ears from laughing so hard.

Zezing 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:49

Yea because she's fat

sayheyyybabe 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:57

Your boyfriend is awesome! Don't eat him. He's a keeper.

HamsteronA 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:13

pedo

danz123 7

Friday 19 March 2010 17:14

Gobble Gobble??? wtf LOOOOOOOOOL. omg, that brought tears to my eyes, xDDD your boyfriend is a comedic genius, and the best part is he 'wobbled' your two chins when he moved it with his hands. so if he went 'wobble wobble, gobble gobble' I would've died laughing, hahaha.