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By fmlfmboyfriendah - 13/02/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By muffingirl - 10/02/2010 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:12

don't take it personal.. he was probly just trying to make you laugh..but then realized it's only funny to him... :)

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 6:56

Of all the things to grab while laying down together, he grabs your chin....

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snipeshow 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:36

YDI fatass

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:55

I'm sorry I wouldn't even be able to be offended by that , cause it was so funny . Hehe

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 9:57

Wouldn't be bragging about that man ....

mxcryz93 6

Sunday 2 September 2012 16:30

Fat fat fat fat hehehe

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:24

At least your boyfriend loves you, right?

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:25

@96 I as well have seen skinny people with double chins.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Monday 6 May 2013 9:26

@85 Don't be a douche :O

The_Mr_Troll 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 7:39

Oh look! A wild FML! FML used: Complain that I'm fat! It's not very effective...

zkb 6

Tuesday 15 April 2014 7:41

Your verb tenses don't agree

kimespinosa 13

Monday 18 August 2014 4:56

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