By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
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GenaALazer 22

He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.

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Thatguy334 7

Are you sure you're not just a beard?

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d4m4s74 12

I keep my condoms and drugs in a treasure chest cube (a rubik's cube that when solved opens up) Maybe he has the same plan.

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NoFlippinWai 24

I hate to say this becaise I hate a down vote but 99 is correct. Ravishing a lover is nonsense. A lover can be ravishing (beautiful) or perhaps ravished (filled with emition). Ravage a lover is something comepletely different. I.E. 50 shades of grey.

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theedgeofearth 2

Many would consider the Rubik's cube the simpler puzzle than women. So I can't blame the guy...

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airhead2015 18

Maybe he was trying to prove a point: women are harder to solve than a rubiks cube.

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carina_47 16

As strange as it sounds... yes... yes indeed. I can solve a Rubick's Cube but I fail to understand my best friend.

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jazalea8 16

Maybe he was trying to respect some boundaries?

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badskater17 4

I am curious how you ended up naked??? maybe it was a bit overwhelming for him... ..was this the first time you were on his bed? the first time to have sex? sometimes less is more... sometimes the rolling around on the bed taking off each others clothes adds to the intensity of the moment and fun!

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RedPillSucks 31

I got 9x9 problems, and a cube ain't one of them...

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icepick23 12

Are you the same color as his sheets? Maybe he didn't see you!

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