By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
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GenaALazer 22

He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.

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dupot420 9

We need a pic to prove you are not a poker.

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graceinsheepwear 33

A poker? Wish a pic could prove that you are not a dumbshit.

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RedPillSucks 31

Probably meant porker.

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YourVoiceofReasn 6

He was probably much less confused with the Rubik's Cube.

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umpduck11 9

It's either: A: he had already banged someone else; B: he had jerked it; or 3) you aren't attractive.

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martin8337 35

Well, one of two things, either OP is fat or her boyfriend is gay.

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worldclassrager 39

It's a start things will pick up...maybe he thought starting things would be pulsing like his cube...

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pedinhuh 23

Can't blame him, those damn cube are so mindfucking that the more you fail at it, the more you want to solve it!! Whoever came up with that thing must be a evil mastermind!

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KarateCuber 2

He'll F2L your OLL if you CLL his PLL! Dirty cubing lingo talk ;)

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AnonForAReason 11

He probably thought it was easier to handle.

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AnonForAReason 11

An easier puzzle to solve?

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martin8337 35

Either OP is fat or her boyfriend is gay.

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