By someone - 17/09/2013 16:38 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I was lying naked on my boyfriend's bed for the first time ever. He glanced at me, then started playing with a Rubik's cube. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 600
You deserved it 6 921

Same thing different taste

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He might have gotten nervous. Don't worry, it's probably just a one time thing.

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Well, OP, start playing with him. If he looks weirded out just tell him that his junk is much like an Rubik's cube--the more it's played with, the harder it gets. ;)

You must be blind as well as stupid, because I already explained why that's wrong, with an actual dictionary definition. If you doubted that, you should've checked a dictionary yourself rather than thinking your misinformed opinion changes reality.

Your boyfriend respects you and won't jump on you any time he sees you naked, you POOR little girl...

Don't lay there like a dead fish next time.

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Paint yourself with cubes? He might want to "solve" you then ;) Don't worry about it too much OP.

We'll maybe you shouldn't be lying naked on your boyfriends bed when there is a perfectly good Rubix cube for him to solve.

Once a Cuber, Always a Cuber :') He still should've made you happy though

I know how to solve it...no questions have been answer to me. My record is 56 seconds...that's terrible I know. The best is like 6 seconds.