By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML
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jpgray1982 0

I don't know if that is good or bad... Seahorses rule!

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perdix 29

What a crazy, random simile! What does that even mean? Does he want to be pregnant with your babies? Pack on a few more pounds and he'll compare you to a sea cow. Oh, the Hugh Manatee!

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Aytchie 0

I cant figure out what you were doing on the bumper of your car. How do you lead up to that? A romantic picnic on the roof of your car?

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beer01 0

Is that supposed to be an FML why? You should be lucky he even complimented that way. At least he didn't say "I felt like I just rode a water buffalo."

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SaturnE_fml 0

LOL , Cute, but sort of true. To clarify for everyone, she would have put her knees on the back bumper, and pulled them up. This would give her the curly rearend. She would bend over the trunk, he would mount her from behind (making it riding). While doing it, she would either lean back to kiss him, or he'd yank on her hair. See horse shape. Imagination time is fun time.

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cmac86 23

you were not making love. on the back of a bumper implies that you had no equal part, so you were just plain ******. and that really makes you sound like trash.

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SaturnE_fml 0

Why are people so uptight about a girl having a good time? Is this some Freudian thing? Would your mom keep hiding her bum just when you got a good look at it?

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PottentialFML 0

why thank you kind sir

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kaiser_m 0

that's so not making love, sweetie. he obviously didn't consider it making love either seeing as he was talking about riding you. lol @ curly butt.

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whooshy 0

this plus all the comments are hilarious. curly butt hahahaha

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_whoops 0

YDI for having sex with him in the first place

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