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By Jennyfromdablock - 31/12/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

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By Sybille - 06/12/2008 12:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 06:00

Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Whatever479 - 17/02/2011 17:29 - Ireland

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend asking if I'd Skype with him. Thinking he'd find my tousled bed hair and big t-shirt sexy, I went on. The first thing he noticed was the massive booger on my face that stretched from my nose to the other side of my cheek. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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cinnaluna 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:18

Why would you kiss someone with something like that hanging out of their nose?!?

SweetestSin 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 9:11

you couldn't just politely say "you may want to wipe your nose!"?

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susieKiute 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:39

yuck! i wouldnt have kissed him in the first place!

EasilyUnamused 2

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:47

At first I thought this said "he had the biggest boner hanging out of his nostril"

Maxine17 8

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:52

Haaaaaaaaaa

PrincessName 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:21

As did I. Guess we know where our minds are!

grampa_pubes666 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 10:58

that's wat u get ****

itsgen 16

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:40

How does that make her a ****? Or maybe someone is just jealous but who knows :D

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:17

''Oh, you have big booger.''

luvuall 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:20

At least he told you and you didn't have to look like an idiot with a green slob on your face. What a nice boyfriend.

luvuall 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:23

Sorry, I meant "hot guy"

iangoodall311278 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 11:54

that's just gross! ydi

shamille 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:10

you were making out with Tarzan?

myk_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:16

LOL booger transplantation! xD

Anteezy 7

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:19

YDI for not saying anything and being attracted to a nasty guy like that.

theshinepolice 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 12:55

hahahhaa agreed: this.

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